(CHICAGO) MYTHOLOGY

Art by TJ Rappel for Krushervision
Art by TJ Rappel for Krushervision

Climb Mount Olympus with us!

Some people say lovely ladies who read naked in public is too good to be true…that it’s a myth!  We assure you, it is not.  But for the first time in Chicago history, we are taking our clothes off and taking on Mythology for a night you will not soon forget.

The gods will surely smile as we regale you with tales of debauchery, mayhem and a little morality.

APRIL 26TH

Doors open at 7pm.  BYOB. Reservations Required. CLICK HERE FOR RESERVATIONS.

“The World’s Most Provocative Literary Salon…” (The Toronto Globe and Mail)

In Like a Lion…(DALLAS, AUSTIN, D.C., CHICAGO, NEW YORK, NEW ORLEANS)

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In case you missed the magic in Dallas last night at “Naked G33k Girls Reading” at All-Con, here are some upcoming Naked Girls Reading salons you won’t want to miss! 

TONIGHT!! AUSTIN: “Dirty Deeds” 3/9  –  Dirty Deeds, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dirty Little Secrets. Naked Girls reading is digging up the dirt on whole lot of different subjects to share with you. RSVP HERE

D.C. : “Urban Legends” 3/15  –  Come join us as we bid a spooky farewell to our official Naked Horror expert, Roma Mafia, with a performance of scary tales and legends. DC’s Naked Girls return from a brief hiatus to bring our brand of sexiness to some legends old and new. Urban Legends will showcase tales of icy bath tubs, skin walkers and thin men! RSVP HERE, TICKETS HERE

CHICAGO: “Come Into My Parlour” (Fourth Anniversary Show!)  3/15  –  Revisiting the theme from the first-ever Naked Girls Reading(“Courtesans”), the ladies of our flagship chapter will be joined by chapter producers from around the globe for an evening of sumptuous stories and – of course – birthday cake! TICKETS HERE

NEW YORK: “New York Stories”  3/20  –  There are a million stories in the naked city – and Naked Girls Reading wants to share them with you! New York’s “Best Story Hour” (The Village Voice Best of NY) presents tales of the Big Apple at Naked Girls Reading NEW YORK STORIES: the hit nude literary salon celebrates The Capital Of The World with stories of the streets, legends of the Empire City, and the poetry, prose and history of downtown, uptown, and everything in between. RSVP HERE

NEW ORLEANS “Desire: A Tribute to Tennessee Williams”  3/20  –  The steamy words of Tennessee Williams have never looked so good.  Join the Naked Girls of New Orleans for a one-of-a-kind event that will leave you sweating like a cool mint julep left on the porch on a hot summer’s day. TICKETS HERE

Save the dates, make it a road trip, and spice up your weekends in March!  You can thank us later.

(LONDON, ASHEVILLE, AUSTIN) CELEBRATE V-DAY IN THE BUFF!

valentinesNaked Girls Break out the Big Guns Books for Valentine’s Day!

Is Valentine’s Day the sumptuous pinnacle of your romantic year? Or does it drip with odious greeting-card insincerity? Need a place to bask in the glory of love letters read aloud, or to find release in the humor of famous failed marriages? Either way, the Naked Girls have prepared a bit of everything to suit your mood this February. Whether you find yourself loveless in Chicago or doted-upon in London, you won’t have to travel far to find humor, romance, schadenfreude, and well-smithed words, all in the company of your favorite naked literary buffs.

LONDON – 2/14, “Valentine, Schmalentine!”

ASHEVILLE, NC – 2/15, “Best Of…”(Second Anniversary Show!)

AUSTIN – 2/17, “Love is a Many Splendoured Thing”(Inaugural Show!)

Visit the Calendar for more information on each event.

Be Our Valentine – TWO GREAT SHOWS CHICAGO!

VDAYCHICAGOHappy Valentine’s Day, Chicago!

We’re giving you not one BUT TWO great shows to celebrate this most sexy holiday.

On Valentine’s Day, February 14, Michelle L’amour – founder of Naked Girls Reading – takes the stage at the Park West with her world famous Chicago Starlets for her TENTH ANNIVERSARY “Big SEXY  Show” – a burlesque extravaganza that’s bigger and sexier than anything else you can possibly do that night…at least until you get home.  FOR DETAILS AND TICKETS CLICK HERE.

And as if that’s not all, join Michelle L’amour, Greta Layne and Honey Halfpint the following night, February 15th for an erotic fantasy come true as the original Naked Girls Reading chapter brings you “Bedtime Stories” at the Everleigh Social Club.  See both shows and we can virtually guarantee you’ll close the deal with the one you love.  At least we’ll put the deal on the table. THIS EVENT IS NOW SOLD OUT. PLEASE JOIN US FOR BIG SEXY SHOW AT THE PARK WEST FOR VALENTINE’S DAY. CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS.

Both of these shows are expected sell out so be sure to get your reservations now.

And the Winner Is…

Join us November 16th in Chicago for the third annual Literary Honors Award Gala where Michelle L’amour and the Chicago Naked Girls will be awarding a cash prize for excellence to an emerging writer.

We received submissions from all over the world and judges have finally made their decisions.  This is a night that is not to be missed.  Witness history as a burgeoning young writer gets one of the most coveted prizes in the literary world, at least the naked literary world.

Reservations are required.  Get yours now by CLICKING HERE.

Read Naked like a Pirate Day!

Get your booty to Naked Girls Reading for our celebration of “Talk Like a Pirate Day”.  We’re doing it the only way we know how…completely starkers!

See our treasure chests as we regale you with tales from the high sea and other jolly futtock.

And there’s a nasty rumor that we’ll be joined via Skype by the founder of “Talk Like a Pirate Day” himself!

Not only that, but EVERY ticket buyer gets the chance to win a Naked Girls Reading poster by entering into our treasure hunt (details sent to you after purchase).

Join us or walk the plank, ye scoundrel!

September 14th at the Everleigh Social Club, Doors open at 7pm. Reservations Required. BYOB.

GET YOUR RESERVATION NOW BY CLICKING HERE.

LOVE STINKS! – International Literary Event

Valentine’s Day can be a harsh reminder to some that love doesn’t always turn out like we want it to.  But remember, all the great love stories are tragic.  Whether it’s Romeo and Juliet or Ross and Rachel, I think we can all agree that love – when it’s done right – stinks.

So we feel there’s no better way to ring in the Valentine season than removing our clothes and reading from some of literature’s greatest heartbreaks.  And this time, we’re doing it ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA!  Every chapter of Naked Girls Reading is celebrating the month of February with Andrew Shaffer (Huffington Post Bad Boy) and his latest book, “Philosophers Who Failed at Love”.  Click on a city to purchase your tickets for the “Love Stinks” event nearest you.

RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED (AND LIMITED).  Get yours now!

CHICAGO

NEW YORK

BOSTON

VANCOUVER

MADISON

SAN FRANCISCO

SEATTLE

TORONTO

LOS ANGELES