(DALLAS) TEXAS GIRLS DO IT RIGHT

bannedbooks6x4DALLAS, TX – The Naked Girls of Dallas, Texas have been leading the charge in our Revolution for F-READ-OM, and not just with their fine figures! This ship of curvaceous and clever cadets – captained by local celebrity Black Mariah – are tirelessly pushing forward on the front lines of fiction, fantasy, farce and folklore in the most naked way they know how. Read the most recent glowing account of their endeavors HERE.

This Friday, June 14th, the Dallas Naked Girls take to the stage again, and this time, they are bringing you the books you were never supposed to read. Naked Girls Reading Presents: BANNED BOOKS! promises to challenge and scandalize your aural sensitivities, and whether you’re a Naked Girls Reading die-hard or a nervous newcomer, this is a salon you don’t want to miss. Grab your tickets before they sell out, and join the Girls at “Dallas’s sexiest literary event” this Friday!!

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Doors @ 8pm, Show @9pm

Friday, June 14th, 2013

The Quixotic World Theater

2824 Main Street

Dallas, TX

In Like a Lion…(DALLAS, AUSTIN, D.C., CHICAGO, NEW YORK, NEW ORLEANS)

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In case you missed the magic in Dallas last night at “Naked G33k Girls Reading” at All-Con, here are some upcoming Naked Girls Reading salons you won’t want to miss! 

TONIGHT!! AUSTIN: “Dirty Deeds” 3/9  –  Dirty Deeds, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dirty Little Secrets. Naked Girls reading is digging up the dirt on whole lot of different subjects to share with you. RSVP HERE

D.C. : “Urban Legends” 3/15  –  Come join us as we bid a spooky farewell to our official Naked Horror expert, Roma Mafia, with a performance of scary tales and legends. DC’s Naked Girls return from a brief hiatus to bring our brand of sexiness to some legends old and new. Urban Legends will showcase tales of icy bath tubs, skin walkers and thin men! RSVP HERE, TICKETS HERE

CHICAGO: “Come Into My Parlour” (Fourth Anniversary Show!)  3/15  –  Revisiting the theme from the first-ever Naked Girls Reading(“Courtesans”), the ladies of our flagship chapter will be joined by chapter producers from around the globe for an evening of sumptuous stories and – of course – birthday cake! TICKETS HERE

NEW YORK: “New York Stories”  3/20  –  There are a million stories in the naked city – and Naked Girls Reading wants to share them with you! New York’s “Best Story Hour” (The Village Voice Best of NY) presents tales of the Big Apple at Naked Girls Reading NEW YORK STORIES: the hit nude literary salon celebrates The Capital Of The World with stories of the streets, legends of the Empire City, and the poetry, prose and history of downtown, uptown, and everything in between. RSVP HERE

NEW ORLEANS “Desire: A Tribute to Tennessee Williams”  3/20  –  The steamy words of Tennessee Williams have never looked so good.  Join the Naked Girls of New Orleans for a one-of-a-kind event that will leave you sweating like a cool mint julep left on the porch on a hot summer’s day. TICKETS HERE

Save the dates, make it a road trip, and spice up your weekends in March!  You can thank us later.

Join the Revolution for F-READ-om!

RND-LOGO-HEADER“They may take our clothing, but they’ll never take…our FREADOM!”

You know that’s what Mel was really thinking during the filming of that irrelevant pop culture reference.

Well, maybe not, but you can now use it as your personal battle cry!  Join people all over the world on July 5th in doffing their clothing and picking up a good book.  Naked Girls Reading has declared that day from this point forward as International READ NAKED DAY.  Stay tuned to www.ReadNakedDay.com which will launch very soon to get details on how you can be involved in bringing back the ritual of reading.  Help us in our fight and you could become a READ WARRIOR.  Just make sure when you’re reading, the only thing you wear is blue face paint.

Thank You, Dallas!

On August 17th, a damp Friday evening, at the Quixotic Theater in Dallas, Naked Girls Reading made it’s return to the Dallas stage in a big way with “Fairy Tails”. In a brand new, roomier Quixotic theater space, NGR Dallas saw record attendance with 101 ticket holders! Bringing back veteran naked readers Angi B Lovely, and Courtney Crave back to the show, in addition to being produced by a veteran Naked Girl (that’s me), gave NGR all the sure signs of being a success. Two new readers joined the cast; The Dirty Blonde, a published Dallas author who pens under her her talented alter ego, Vanessa Vaughn, and the verbally charming and witty (and Scottish), Bonnie Lou, who brought tales from her Country, in her own brilliant accent to the Dallas audience.

I look forward to producing more Naked Girls Reading shows and the endless possibilities that Naked Girls Reading will bring to Dallas. I also hope our show will inspire the audience to just pick up a good book!

Enjoy this great report on Naked Girls Reading’s show in Dallas by the Dallas Observer by Brentney Hamilton.

Until next time,

Black Mariah